Sunday, June 24, 2018


1) Dell has put its kiosk at Orion Mall for the New Laptop (XPS 13). I showed Pamphlet to my son. He says he has ordered even a later generation of the model from #USA which has reached India this week. I wonder, looks like, other than Cinema,nothing that gets released in USA comes to India same week.

2) World cup 2018 is an awesome event, 28 matches still no 0-0 Result. Lot of surprises!! I am yet to watch a 1130pm match!! Too much effort to be awake, especially when I get up at 515am. I feel that there will be a new winner who has not won before. Here is a joke on football!!! hahhahahhah!!!!

It's in our Indian culture to not touch anything with our feet!!!!

Otherwise we would have been no 1 in football⚽!!
But we love to pull others legs ... So that's why we are  No. 1 in kabaddi..😂😂😄

I keep saying, Demonisation of the Stupid MODI and his goons government is most fraudulent act by any government anywhere. Everyday stories of people affected are coming out! One more heart wrenching story is in Bangalore. Real estate guy kills wife and seriously injures family!! Thuglaq Modi is a right name!!! Also stories coming out on Amitshah's act of Old 500 Rupee notes deposited in Bank in which he is a Director. Clean BJP ----> MY ASS!!!

What is common to Putin, Modi, Trump and Erdogan!!! They are all asshole showmen with all gas and no actions to show their success. They are very good at managing the TV without giving a Flying FUCK to the Fridge.Yes, Trump does better on that to deliver some of the election promises! Erdogan is facing stiffest challenge to his 15+ years of autocracy. Would Turks see sense Today and vote in such a way so that he doesn't get sweeping powers to make Turkey an Islamic Republic! I hope so! Kurds hold the key, I guess!!! 

Hahhahah!! Melania is back, ( so she is alive and kicking after all the rumors) her Jacket is the controversy! I would say not a very wise move to wear that one, when you go to visit Children separated from their parents in a detention centre! I wonder who advises her??? hmmm!

Today Saudi Arabia joins as last the civilised nations that allows its women to sit behind the wheel and drive! This goes to show change is slowly happening there. MBS might face resistance, but he must be cautious that power corrupts! I hope is a sane man to see it! But at the same time, it gives a perspective of what is assumed as mundane activity in many parts of the world is a big challenge in few pockets. We must be thankful to our founding fathers to see our nation with a quite a lot of vision ahead to work the rules/laws/constitution which gives women their right. I always feel Men and women are never equal, can never be, each is set to work few set of tasks which the other can never even dream doing!! hmmmm!!!

First World Problem:- 
Until next week, take it easy, take care...

Sunday, June 17, 2018


1) I underwent CATARACT Surgery this week. Procedure done and dusted 30 min at Karthik Nethralaya. Dr Ravindra, a 35 year veteran in the field did an awesome & painless job.While walking in terrace yesterday,as it was raining, Lalitha covered my head with my Handkerchief!! When I posted the picture in Whatsapp group, the EID Mubarak greetings as response,were astounding!! Many times,I joke to strangers that I am a Muslim (in Urdu, Of course) and Lalitha is an Iyer Maami and we eloped!People believe it and are in shock until Lalitha pricks my lie bubble!!! ehehhehhe!!!

2) Speaking of rains, it has been pouring non stop everyday evening from 5 to 8pm thus hindering my walk in the evening / listening to podcasts! The Rainbow was awesome! Nature has its own way of manifesting its beauty! Only now a days we don't have time for it!

The Trump-Kim meeting produced its own share of news, views, Meme!! hahah!!! Kim Jong Won was classic cover of Economist!! Needless to say, Kim got the legitimacy that has been missing to his Grandfather and Father. I am not sure how much of bargain he would keep up! Trump has risked his presidency! But knowing Trump Flip Flops! He would shrug and move on should the deal fail!  Singapore played a perfect role as host to bridge the two leaders! They did a fabulous job, no doubt!

Singapore Cabinet meeting Trump!! 4 of key ministers were of Tamil Origin! Modi Mudevi wont take any one from South, (English  வராதே) except Gujjus!! So much complaint / dissent brewing on his Gujaratisation at Delhi (Whether they capable altogether another matter!!)  hehehehehhehehehheh!!!!
Balakrishnan, Kim, Kung ( education minister) 
It was heartening to read that CEOs are now taken to task for employee Suicides! France always sets the bar in employee assistance program. This week ex CEO of Orange is sued for the depression and other harassment related suicides in 2008 during economic meltdown! Overall, CEOs now a days are sucking up to board members, and cant show any hint of dissent! (When they cant show dissent to their fucking wife how the fuck they wd do in public?- political correctness is now the order of the day) I cant remember one CEO of note in the last 10 years!! Horror word is very kind to these filthy bastards! India!! oh don't tell me! Spineless fellows!! One Cyrus Mistry had a bit of dissent; he was booted out! Candour wont carry you far in 2018! 

Watch this Video! If this is not  Daring" Super catch in mid air", nothing is!! 

With Football on, We have long nights and interesting matches! Here is a great Video on VAR, the newly introduced Technology! This got France the Penalty which Referee otherwise missed.

Some Football Memes
It's hard to win against Russia when you know your Family Members are being held hostage somewhere.

Miss Messi Hhehehhe!!

Take it easy, take care, stay safe.
17/6/18 11am.

Saturday, June 09, 2018

12Rules,Ahlam Al-Thanyan,Soccer,Krauthammer

1) I am back from a trip to VAPI! Gujarat. hahhah! 3 days, met 30 people,hardly any speaks Gujarati. Far cry from 80s when I had to master it to survive? Is it a good Sign? I wonder??? If I had gone and settled now in Gujarat, I wouldn't have picked up any Gujarati........

2) I stayed for a change at Hotel Ginger. (I usually never change Hotels in cities) this time Hotel Fortune which I usually court is full due to marriage season. The rooms were good, and food service met my expectations. Yes,the service was a bit slow!!

I have started reading Jordan Peterson's latest book, 12 Rules of life! An awesome book. I am able to relate many aspects that have been worked in our way of life. (In fact he quotes few Hindu Scriptures!). A must read for any one who looks at course corrections in life! Jordan's interview with Cathy Newman is a must watch! Sometimes, woman can nagging and I am amazed he kept his cool during interview!

Awesome, to see Saudis joining the civilised society by granting license to women to drive! Better late than never!! Ahlam becomes first woman to receive the licence! Well done! It was interesting to see few women driving without license in outskirts of Jeddah /Riyadh for years without accidents or getting caught!! MBS is accelerating the change!! U bet!!!  Interesting that Foregin female residents too now get a chance to Drive!! 

This week World Cup Football begins at Thug Russians Land! Thankfully Russia wont go beyond first round! Fraud Fellows!!! My 11th!! (I started watching /hearing from 1978 when Undeservingly Argentina beat Holland)! For me,1994 final was heart stopping when Roberto Baggio kicked over the bar! No other final has lived up to the expectations. ( May be 2014 but dull) 1994 World cup also special memory as Son was born, so every 4 years, his birthday comes during world cup! This year it is England vs Belgium! My prediction is Germany may retain with Egypt and Belgium as dark horses.
Waking up to the news of Charles Krauthammer has only weeks to live! For a conservative like me, he is the right kind of mix to offer opinion based on issues without preconceived notions and getting stuck to it come what may! That is symptom of fanaticism. He was against Trump presidency despite conservative and republican leaning! I am reminded more of Last Lecture by Randy Pausch!! Wishing him a peaceful departure as and when the maker calls him!
Randy Pausch July 25th, 2008.....

Enough of gloom doom! Let me leave with some funny Memes of our Dumb ass, idiotic MODI!! hehehehehhe! What a lousy bugger we have chosen as PM!!! hmmm!!

This video just awesome! Some one Loathes Modi bugger more than me!! ehheh!!
Take it easy, take care!


Saturday, May 26, 2018




1) Amazing Fog in the month of May. It poured cats and dogs over good 6-7 hours yesterday evening. Google Home Donut Shop is around. I plan to have a look.

Airtel upgraded their Modem for my internet to VDSL Router with 16Mbps. Awesome speed. I would never take Reliance even if given free!!!

It was disappointing to see that Trump summit with Kim got cancelled. I beleive for a change, North Korea told the truth! Mike Pence is most idiotic shoe licking Vice President USA ever had. You see his speech, count how many times he mentions "President Trump"? You would have lost count! Even our stupid Indian politicians never took so much our Dumbshit Modi bugger now or Congress on Mrs. Gandhi 1970s. The cartoons are awesome, this takes the cake.

Interesting data! More people are killed by Mosquitoes!! Horror! Bill Gates foundation must be commended for such a tireless effort against Malaria. Hahhah Our Hindu Goons would have even some adverse comment on that! These fuckers spare none!!! Fighting diseases are beyond religion calls! Whoever comments, be Hindu, Muslim fanatics deserve at most contempt!!  
Hhahhahh! Fell off Chair!! 12 hrs a week!!! Dad didn't spend 12 min for me, nor me 12 seconds with kids!!!! heheehheh! Joke of the century for me!!!
Tonight Champions League Final!! Classic sporting finale!! The timing are such that you can't be awake to watch!! I wish Liverpool all the very best. They are capable of upset!! 2005 was class as was 1981. 
You'll Never Walk Alone, Indeed!!!

2005 Final 3-0 down, 3-3 and then penalties!!

Take care, stay Safe

Saturday, May 19, 2018


1) This week completes,10 years of Registering "Amritkala" It is Lalitha's sheer determination and guided missile concept. (It was another 12 months before we moved in)! The ups and downs these 120 months has been staggering!!!All, I can say the worst is over and enjoy the stay. Just months in to purchase, 2008, Global economic crisis shook my job (It gave awesome resilience) I must tell you!!

2) Doctors here said, Mom when she left for Muscat said, the clean air there would do wonders to her health!! Imagine Mom saying to me this week, (5 days after landing) that she has no cough, no breathlessness etc!! Goes to show how much contaminated our Environment is????

It would be grave injustice If I dont write about Karnataka outcome! My Face book posts have covered some.  The Myth that Bastards/Bakwas Jumla party is with difference is gone to cleaners!! They want to grab power at any cost for the booze, mining money that would be spinner for 2019 elections. As this article points out! 

Interesting to read this Economist Article on How SM overindulgence can lead to Mental issues! I totally agree!! Stay away from interaction as much, even then have lot of safeguards as to whom you want to engage with!!

3) Savage Mothers, hahahh! BOY!! Thank god I escaped my time!! I am sure some mothers wd be such!!

Gina Haspel confirmed First Female Director of CIA!! 54-45!! What was interesting was out of 22 Lady Senators, only 9 (7+2) voted for her!! 11 out of 13 Democratic Senators rejected her nomination! So Women won't rally around another woman for a cause! Hillary also another example. Very clear, we wont see a Female POTUS for soon!! It was astounding to see all Intelligence agency (CIA, FBI, NIA, NSA) rallied around her and called her the best person to lead the agency. 

hahahah!! I leave with some MEME!! BJP celebrated too soon!!

Till, next week, take it easy, take care.
God Bless Karnataka

Saturday, May 12, 2018


1) Mom flew out to #Muscat this week. Indigo was of great help in her transit at Bombay. But I am surprised now a days International bags are not through checked when she did at Hyderabad. Wonder why? 

2) Lalitha and I tried Metro on our way back post our annual health checks. It was seem less transit at Majestic. The crowd was massive even at 11am. While the time taken was same, it is a very cost effective way for travel. 

It is a Political earthquake in Malaysia. Who would have thought that the ruling party which governed the country for last 60 years lost out! Dr Mahathir was a major catalyst in the process thus becoming the oldest leader to govern a country at 92. The role played by Anwar Ibhrahim who is in prison to rally the opposition to unite is massive. Of course, the corruption was so much (4Bn$) that even Malays like stupid Indians put up with corrupt politicians felt enough is enough. It will be interesting how the opposition parties who are now in power, take the country forward as different groups have come together putting aside their differences to defeat the corrupt government. The ethnic divide Dr Mahathir created is too much of a rot/divisive, so wonder how they shall overcome? 

Donald Trump and his Secretary of State Mike Pompeo have sort of pulled a coup. The meeting at Singapore on June 12th would be an event which world would watch with battered breath. To imagine such an event even 3 months would have been idiotic as people would say! I think Trump's aggressive stance worked and people realised he is not a guy to work politically correct stance. I wonder if Kim would give up his nuclear Arsenal for economic growth? Interesting times ahead! This meeting reminds me of Regan- Gorbachev summit of 1980s!! 

I am about to finish James Comey's book. One of non fiction /biography which goes at a speed of Fiction. Comey has given lucid account of working of FBI, Leadership qualities and justifying why he did what he did, which appears very convincing!! Another leader, who owes his success so much to his wife and women leader!! (Like me???? ahhahah). His account of Trump is not flattering, but not surprising, I agree Trump like Indian politician has developed an entitlement and works such results matter! 

Wow, 45 years back this happened at EUROVISION contest!! tonight you would find a winner at Portugal. The competition has spread many a miles and instant access. 

This is awesome video! U blame Muslims that they say Allah for everything !! hehehhe! Gujju's god worshipping is frightening!!

This video is going viral!! hahahahhH!! They have converted this to MODI as event happened in Nigeria.

Here are some more MODI Memes! heheheh!! Veluh!!
Hahhahhahh! Dr Swamy is losing his sense off late!! But when you are with MODI everything wd go downhill !!! 

Modi serving food tea to Baghat Singh 1928 Lahore Jail hahah!! 

Take it easy, take care, god bless


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